January 2011
gandalf >>>>>>>>> dumbledore.
i-am-the-god-damn-batman:
dumbledore sucks balls.
iseewhatyoudidthere…
my inbox is lonely.. :( →
When you close the wrong tab
scrotum-death:
illbreakthesky asked: reasons for you to endure year 13:
if you dont ill end up going to the ball with lame people D: or not at all.
i wont have fun.
we will see each other like only on weekends :/ and at gigs.
ill always be bored at lunch time and hang out with bo.
ill walk around being all sad and lonely with other sad and lonely people.
i will always be depressed cause i...
if you dont ill end up going to the ball with lame people D: or not at all.
i wont have fun.
we will see each other like only on weekends :/ and at gigs.
ill always be bored at lunch time and hang out with bo.
ill walk around being all sad and lonely with other sad and lonely people.
i will always be depressed cause i...
Anonymous asked: hey kane. what's one thing that makes you extremely happy and why?
if all you guys sent me a dollar id have enough...
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
lucyintheskyy:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
ineedspaces asked: i had a question to ask you but now i've forgotten it. so this is pointless really. i just thought the 'Message (1)' would make you happy.
christianstothelions asked: YOU CHEATED ON ME KANE D: THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO US>...BROKE MY FUCKING HEART MAAAAN :( See...its in the gutter
circuit asked: f/m/k
old gregg, vince noir, howard moon
old gregg, vince noir, howard moon
gallirhir asked: OH BUT I LOVE YOU
i just drank 1.5 liters of purple DRAAAAAAAANK... →
I fucking love jelly tip ice cream BITCH.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
Some people have forgotten that heath died on the...
in—wonderland:
i wrote on facebook “rest in peace, heath ledger’ because i am respecting heath, and then this guy named james wrote “he died ages ago. if he isnt at peace yet then I dont think he ever will be” then i was like “….dude, he died today on the 22nd, in 2008. i’m respecting him by saying ‘rest in peace’ ” and then he was like “OH…SHIT..really..moment of silence then”
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Day 6: 30 interesting facts about yourself.
1. i fix my clothes instead of throwing them away
2. ive had my ears stretched since i was 13
3. Ive been able to scream since i was 13
4. I got a tumblr because Tom sykes (olis brother) moved his blogspot account to a tumblr account and i really liked his blog.
5. i used to listen to hiphop and rap when i was like…10
6. At this current moment i can only grow an “anti...
i Ripped my tongue webbing either last night, just...
North Island of NZ is meant to get 40cm of rain.
pyrofuckingmania:
That’s more than a foot.
HOLY SHIT WE GON DROWN
the eleventh gif in your gif folder is the...
Just one less slut to walk this fucking earth
lovelypaintedbones asked: I just went through 26 pages of your blog, it's safe to say I enjoy it, a lot!
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Just finished watching misfits season 2. Fucking...